On their way to London for the Rugby League final, a group of northerners start telling each other stories, in the manner of Chaucer's pilgrims in The Canterbury Tales.
Francis Matthews
Eric the Prologue
Colin Farrell
Nick the Driver
Bill Maynard
Stan the Fryer
Susan Littler
Judy the Judy
Paul Copley
Dave the Joiner
Gaye Brown
Alice the Wife of Batley
John Stratton
Smith the Man of Law
